1. Lump on breast that is turning black.
2. Waking up with my joints terribly sore (Knees, elbows, shoulders)
3. The drive to get fit
4. Lack of groceries in my apartment
5. The fact that whenever I turn on the computer at home, 5 minutes later it turns to a blue "error" screen.
6. Andrea being sick with MRSA still? Its deadly...lets get our act together, doctors!!!!!
7. Grinding teeth at night
8. The fact that as singles we get an extra $800 from taxes, but won't see that until May or June. Oh, and its costing the tax payers 40 million dollars to send that money out. Yay to more money in my pocket now (read: June)....Booooo to it costing 40 million dollars.
That is all.
2 comments:
My top ten list was funnier, and yours only had 8 items. Thus I win.
I feel like you're daring everyone who cares about you to come snatch you out of bed in the middle of the night, put a black hood over your head, throw you in a van without any windows, drive you to a doctor, force you to read a 3 year old issue of Highlights in the waiting room and then sit with you in the exam room as the doctor goes "now let's see what we have here..."
I'd do it but as a lifetime subscriber to Highlights, I've already done all the Hidden Objects pictures in the last 13 years and would be bored to tears in the waiting room. So I guess all I can say is GO TO A DOCTOR!
Seriously, ti. Ack.
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